Lazy River Zelos

*Edit: it was too big and loaded slooowly, so I made it smaller.*

In this picture, we see the specimen, Zelos Wilder, performing a striptease. According to the Uncyclopedia, Zelos was one of Joseph Stalin's (aka Lloyd Irving) teammates: "Lloyd paired off with the whore Sheena, the male whore Zelos, the little girl that could beat him up, Presea, and some convict guy named Regal who killed someone." [link]

In addition, the loser cherden never put any pictures of his hotness in her gallery, which is truly a disgrace! <---everyone boos cherden.

DON'T ASK ME WHERE HIS OTHER HAND IS~ That is something best left to YOUR dirty mind, children!

*start stripper music*

Zelos: You love me now, huh?
Fangirls: OMG! RAPE TACKLE!

No one ever saw him again...

Media: stupid photoshop elements and this silly mouse that's on the wrong side of the computer (curses the right handed people in the world). I also tried using a tablet, but it STOP WORKING, causing me to chomp down twenty bottles of Tums.

I'm trying to learn how to color on the computer so that my art doesn't suck when I make digital images, but I can only work small ;_; My lines are wobbly, and I forgot to put in his buttons!

Thanks and love to and , you two have helped with digital coloring so much!

(comments disabled because I'm not posting new art to dA)